Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Bathroom affairs...

Lately I have been wondering about bathroom affairs. Please do not take me wrong for the title as I intend to only analyze upon the amount of time consumed by one for bathroom showers and nothing else.

One of my friends takes a long long time in the bathroom early morning while getting ready for work. I really wonder as how deep can one be in love with his own body? What does really go behind the extra minutes spent to take care and wash every square inch of one's epidermis? While some people, including myself, hardly take any time in there. I breakfast for more time than I spend in the shower.

After observing a number of instances over time I have finally come to the following conclusion. Those who spend that sweet little extra time of theirs in the bathroom are one of the following:
  1. Miserably single
  2. Living in a world of their own
  3. Suffering from narcissism

While those who are quickies are either happily committed or they do not give a damn to anything in this world, least their looks. There might be exceptions though in both of the above cases.

So what do you all think about the same? How plausible does it sound? That was a quick post. Now I will go to take a shower and be back soon.

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